That pronunciation always drives me wild! it only makes sense to call it data.
That pronunciation always drives me wild! it only makes sense to call it data.
What, you don’t like cold soured apple curd tart cream? It has nutmeg in it!
Damn, the shooter took that bullet casing to the face pretty well
Showering is very difficult with broken hands.
Ahh, yes. I see you know your judo well.
My mom is finally cancer free! Also, my best friend of 20 years might move to the city I live in :)
Thank you, kind stranger!
Divorce her immediately.
The Shining, then Practical Magic
The lyrics support this.
Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin’ Heya, yippie yi yo And everybody havin’ a ball Huh, huh, yippie yi yo I tell the fellas start the name callin’ Yippie yi yo And the girls respond to the call I heard a woman shout out Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who?
Holy shit this thread
Meme : weird event happens at restaurant, only context is that man was hiding his actions for whatever reason"
ITT: FUCKING WIVES AMIRITE
Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
Lol the account is minutes, maybe hours old. What a silly little troll
GRRRRRRUBHUB! VS! TACO BELL! BEGIN!
“But we don’t allow people to drink-drive, yet we keep putting them up in aircraft at 33,000ft.”
Aaah, so the problem is drunk pilots. I can get behind a two-drink maximum for flying a plane. Although, in “Flight” the guy flew a plane upside down hammered…so maybe it should be a two-drink minimum to get maximum innovation.
ETA: I prob should have added /s
I honestly didn’t know who to write down, maybe Barron? He’s heard of Trump, maybe he would actually want to give a hand to such a wretched soggy being? Or, imagine he might be invited to caddy the clubs behind the cart?
concerned family member shows up - “oh my God, is he ok??”
Aide, visibly shaken - “I honestly don’t know, I’ve never seen him like this…”
concerned family member - "is…is he out there right now?*
Aide - yes… I’m so worried, he is out there right now, just… playing golf, all day, every day… he needs to stop and confront his feelings and all he can do is golf sob"
CFM “earlier you said 27 holes… he must be exhausted just trying to cope…this is really bad”
Aide - “IT IS SO BAD PLEASE HELP HIM!!”
CFM - “God be with me, I will get him to come inside and drink a diet coke. Hopefully he will snap out of this madness…”
Aide - “…please…go with God!”
CFM - “God will guide me to him. Wish me luck!”
removes leather shoes, hops in cart, and speeds away through the green grass, nary a thought to use the given path… this is the most important rescue in the world. People say that it was the most important, maybe, probably, the most important, ever.
I fell for it and was momentarily outraged. Goke’s on me.
“You miss every shot you don’t take!” or similar. It’s useless, makes no sense, and is disrespectful to yourself and others.
Which is why I love saying it to pricks at work.
Thanks, Meat Cat!