I love purple or other weird colors/ features in houses. It means I can get the property with less competition as most buyers are afraid of basic renovations.
My house had shitty purple walls and weird space age looking chrome light fixtures everywhere. Took me a while two days after closing to paint and replace it all. I was the only person who had put an offer in.
One more for team purple!
There are dozens of us!
this shit is only safe in Houston, do your research folks 💅
I honestly like it
No idea, but if I had the money, fuck, I’d take that swell-looking kitchen.
Living in a Ribena commerical
This must be a British joke I’m too freedumb to understand.
Someone call 911, Grimace has been murdered!
POV: you’re on your kitchen while your husband keep looking at his rocks.
Pretty sure the text in the image is satire
Perhaps. I’m honestly not sure how this kitchen could have cost anywhere near 15 grand. The cabinets are all just repainted and the stove doesn’t look particularly extravagant.
Maybe if the floor is real marble/granite?
Pretty sure it’s poured resin or the like…
Yeah, at this point in time I basically just assume everything is fake until proven real.
And I’ve been around some of these house flippers, they love to brag in public about how much money and effort they’re spending to renovate these houses but in private they always brag about how much money they’re saving by cutting various corners and getting everything done on the cheap.
Fuck flippers.
I found one local house for $70K that had a huge number of problems, like cracks and rust showing through the stucco exterior, broken fascia boards, upstairs that was only 6’ high, stairway that came up into the upstairs bathroom etc. etc. (the house dated from around 1850 or so). I passed on it, but I was surprised to see that it sold just a few days later, and even more surprised when it was re-listed less than two months later for $195K. I went to see it again and it was a classic lipstick-on-a-pig flip: just grey paint and those nasty grey fake wood vinyl floor planks everywhere. I’ve never been so flat out offended by a flip before - and the thing sold almost immediately for the asking price. I feel sorry for the schmucks who bought that thing, although they probably turned around and sold it for $300K.
I don’t think you can get purple marble? If you could, I can’t imagine youd use it in a floor for a kitchen like this. It’d be for a counter used as an accent piece for a millionaire’s mansion’s 2nd kitchen.
Lmfao oh fuck, I thought the floor was a countertop, like they were taking a pic from behind an island
Yeah, no, I’m pretty sure that’s the floor. If it was a countertop, it would only work to create the illusion of a floor from one specific angle, and I kinda doubt a house flipper would go to the length of building a countertop for that particular purpose. Yeah, a picture from that angle might help attract potential buyers, but it would be immediately visible when you come in for an inspection. I’m pretty sure there’s more effective and less obvious ways to screw your buyers.
No now that you’ve mentioned it it’s definitely the floor I was just super confused at first.
Yeah no house would stay on the market for over a year with the reason being something a buyer could fix with a few grand.
This is why you need a good friend who is not afraid to tell you you have bad taste lol.
Honestly, the interior decor of a house probably seldom matters.
It always depends on geography.
If you have a outrageously painted kitchen inside a house in a prime area, no one is going to care about the colors of the cupboards.
Well, if you have a house to sell in a prime area, there’s no need to put in an outrageous kitchen like that in order to attract buyers. The only reason you’d need to do that is if your house ISN’T.
Ok but it’s hideous and I love it. I’m the one they’re trying to sell to apparently.
For marketability, it’s horrendous. While I’m open to dramatic, unique, and off the wall stuff it’s still not my taste.
BUT! I would absolutely take advantage of the discount I’d get on the property after it’s spent over a year on the market. I also wouldn’t be in a rush to remodel, but would look for ways to highlight it till the novelty wore off.
Yeah, everyone has an ugly that speaks to us, purple veined marble is apparently one of mine. And that’s part of the beauty of people. Seeing this makes me more sympathetic to the people who love neon animal prints because I too have terrible taste in my own way.
Fr, was super confused/surprised to see all the comments agreeing that it sucked. I saw it and immediately wanted it.
Ah, I understood immediately how ugly it was. It’s my kind of ugly and I’d never tire of it, but I understand. Purple is a lot, especially such a bold purple.
Thanos Kitchen
Like Thanos and Grimmace had a three way with Barney
pimp my ride ass kitchen
We replaced your oven with a subwoofer.
Bro I heard you like purple…
Needs more underglow and LCD screens on the cabinets
I like it tho. Purple is a rare color.
I kind of like it too. When I was 12 my parents asked what colour I wanted my bedroom painted. “Purple.” They painted it off-white. I’m over 70 now and still have never had a purple room. My kitchen is pale grey ffs.
Off to look at paint charts …
We need pictures when it’s done
Bro you’re 70, paint that shit whatever you want and when you die in that house it’s the next owners problem not yours. It’s not an investment at your stage like it is people in their 30s painting everything white or grey so they don’t offend future buyers.
The thing is though, I might want to sell before I die. I’ve got a good 20 years in me!
Do it. Do it now.