This was a team effort.
You must log in or register to comment.
So… you’re saying it’s okay to put uranium in my ass but not oxygen ??
Let’s see your oxygen dildo 🤔
This assumes the dildo must be solid. I think as scientists we need to think outside the box (and ass)
Indeed. So if we go with every element at STP it’s pretty boring. All the gasses just become green except flourine and there’s some minute changes. I felt this way was more interesting and would get people asking more questions.
All gasses except Flourine become green?
You must have really Chad mucus membranes to deal with Chlorine and Bromine.
this is a quantum leap in the field of dildonics
The biggest step forward since the invention of teledildonics
Dare I say the biggest step forward since sliced dildos
Wait we slicin’ them now?
I am apparently so behind…
Well he had to cut them in half to see what they’re made of, god forbid its yttrium
What’s the biggest step backwards?
Waifu pillows?
Rather a small step for microdildonics, though
You mean macrodildonics
You can put oxygen up your ass though
Nitrogen and noble gases shouldn’t be a problem either
Pretty hard to make a dildo out of gas 🤔 Unless you’re a cloud?
Yeah but why would it cause rectal damage?
Solid state gasses are in the range of -200C
It’s not called ARSEnic for nothing
If it glows, it goes. (Up my ass)
Is this actually any different from the licking chart? 🤔
The most consequential update to the Periodic Table since its creation.
Uranium is fine, but oxygen is going too far, got it
Natural (unenriched) uranium isn’t especially radioactive and while there is plenty of exciting chemistry that could happen, none of it would be quite as immediately exciting as what would happen if you tried to freeze oxygen solid enough to make a dildo
enriched uranium is also not particularly radioactive, only as a spent fuel is becomes spicy
Uranium will give you heavy metal poisoning worse than lead, however
I’ll add it to the potential update list. Lead used to be green and then somebody convinced me to make it yellow and yeah…
I actually spread misinformation there, chemical toxicity alone lead is worse, unless the uranium is somewhat enriched, you’re better off with an uranium butt plug after all
I’m learning more about the elements here in a meme comment thread than I think I did in school over a decade ago.
I don’t know. Isn’t Tungsten kinda brittle?
The assumption is that all elements are in solid form at STP and crumbly/unwieldly elements have a suitable binding agent. Or you know, determination I guess?
Would a 90%+ Tungsten alloy count? (See other reply for context)
Hey man. I think the rules are kind of flexible here. I’m not the dildo police. Personally I’d say ‘binding agent’ could mean the most pure alloy you can make a dildo out of.
Yeah but if we want to be scientific about it, we need rigorous definitions.
If it’s resilient enough to survive hitting a toilet from three stories up, it’s probably safe to put up your butt.
The seller’s website does mention it’s an alloy: https://shop.tungsten.com/tungsten-cube/
They don’t say exactly which alloy but according to this page it’s going to be 90-95% tungsten with the rest being nickel and either iron or copper: https://www.tungsten.com/material-info/tungsten-heavy-alloy-w-ni-fe-cu
deleted by creator
Hell, the oldest dildo is made of stone and definitely predates civilization
deleted by creator
Owe, my ass
What do you owe your ass (other than an apology)?
I thought it was just a typo on the chart, but then OP used it in a comment here as well.
It’s the title of the category!
Edit: Not anymore :(
More like pain rather than an apology.
Please always ensure whatever element you use has a stable base larger than the insertion point
You know magnesium can ignite with exposure to moisture yes?
I’ll need to see a video of it igniting without an oxygen providing intermediary - haven’t been able to find one.
So ok if you don’t fart/queef?
What is the methane to oxygen ratio of a fart?
Varies relative to the cheese To taco ratio within the past 48h.
Galium should be fine as long as it’s below body temperature.
The only reason it’s red actually is because of burns and irritation to mucus membranes. It’s far less dangerous than most. So yellow would probably make more sense.
