but stackoverflow how i fixy the brokey!
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Sorry bro, if you think JavaScript is difficult, then you’re just too weak.
People should be able to do this, at least for simple programs. We used to do it all the time.
Everyone should be able to do a hello world without IDE
Just used he internet archive to open stackoverflow
Learn JavaScript. It’s a pretty good language. 👍
Do people not read books anymore?
Hello World isn’t that difficult to write.
He never said it had to be a useful program.
Dude JS is ez cmon.
Var x = 1+“two”
Console.Log(x)
Done! I did it. I wrote a program.
Not gonna run with those capital letters
console.log("You had one job.");It was never specified to run without errors.
He got so upset he put on glasses and grew facial hair!
Because that’s how long he’s been trying to solve it
var a = 0Done
Ok… He didn’t say it had to be complicated or anything. Just make a magic 8 ball.
hello world (: (smiley being the wrong way was on purpose)
I think I’d be okay up until you pulled intellisense, at which point I would literally deflate like a balloon.
Heh… but Javascript is so permissive you can just start writing psuedocode and it’ll probably be valid!
eval('alert("Yep")')
“Uh huh.”
for(i=0;i<100;i++){ console.log("Yep") } console.log("uh-huh")Like Dave from Storage Wars?
And it will do… something.
Perhaps more than one thing, who can know?
const notThree = 1 + '2';
