i use red tree fruits as projectile defense against metal stick wielding humans wearing white coats
CNN had a run that at time approximated a good one, but it’s time for them to go visit the rabbits now.
Could’a been sweet potatoes. He didn’t know.
Aren’t sweet potatoes root tubers?
Still vegetables.
Vegetables are “parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food.”
Sweet potatoes are both tubers and vegetables.
Fruit are vegetables
Carrots are also roots.
“New study shows that food has nutrients”
Got a source for that ridiculous claim?
I got a source of nutrients and you won’t believe what it is!
Is it cum?
It’s food.
Doesn’t answer his question
Return to plant, harvest energy from the sun and nutrients from the soil
Why do they have the dota symbol though?
Newsbreak. Chinese aggregator.
Nah, that’s Apple News.
“Study finds link between a simple liquid and staying healthy”
Fucking water
I was going to guess cum
Cum is fucking water.
“fucking water”… I guess, just don’t call it that in bed.
Don’t kinkshame my drowning fetish
I only have regular water though
Unless they meant that’s what you do with water to stay healthy
“Death hates these two life-prolonging hacks!”
Article: eat veggies and get exercise.
Carrots good for you, more at 11
Fuckin spoiler alerts, please.
I hate when people say that something is healthy because it has “nutrients”. I mean, yeah, it’s probably true but everything has nutrients. And of course there are supplements and stuff which are literally pure nutrients.
“Eat rocks. They’re a great source of minerals”
Jesus Christ Marie, they ARE minerals.
Eat iron. Guess what it’s rich in.
Surprise! It sweet potato
I fucken love sweet potatoes and it’s honestly so fucked up that they get relegated to the once-per-year “thanksgiving food” catagory.
I grill them on the BBQ at least once a week. Oil, salt, pepper, and a bit of Canadian maple syrup!
I thought it was about Trump.