Ah yes
instantincest coffeeFolgers cofveve
America Decides…
MAXWELL HOUSE… or… FOLGERS!
Fr tho stable jenius looks real low energy lol
I for one am excited for this new form of capitalism! The government picks one brand to be the national brand for everyone.
Hey, wait a minute…
If you go far enough to the right, command economies become a cool idea again.
Screw the sissy coffee brands. I’m drinking the Iron Goddess of Mercy Oolong this morning. And tomorrow I might have some Lumber Slut Shu Pu Er.
I only want products with a manly name!
Price is Right pricing game looking-ass conference
It’s a Trump. They spend an insane amount of money on marketing, but a bad product is a bad product.
It’s not product placement. Trump’s campaign staff is making a vain attempt to get Trump to talk about the issues rather than all the ineffective personal attacks and name calling.
They’ve been writing speeches to get Trump to talk about inflation. This time they added some props to force him to talk about how these items cost more now. Of course Trump only spent a few minutes saying something vague about inflation and then regressed back to his typical ramblings about how if Kamala gets elected the world will end or whatever.
Ideally this kind of message would work better if Trump was in a grocery store, but he doesn’t venture from his two homes very often these days, so they set up a table in front of his Golf course so he could talk about it there. So it looks like product placement, but it’s just a vain attempt to get Trump to deliver some kind of economic message.
“And this is bacon, which you might find in a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich”
UK voters now have PTSD flashbacks
Perfect!!!
Golf Clap
It’s the best part of waking up.
And you thought ads weren’t effective
Advertising is what makes America great again.
covfefe in your cup
That’s just his normal breakfast.
I don’t fucking believe you. No way that ass nugget eats anything resembling healthy. That pos probably has his cronies remove the non marshmallows from his lucky charms.
That pile resembles healthy?
No, but that particular cereal poses as a healthy cereal.
What’s a healthy breakfast?
Something like yogurt and fruit or an omelette
A cigarette and a coffee looks like a healthier breakfast than whatever is on that table
There literally is coffee on that table. You can choose to take the right portions of carbs (cereal) and fats and protein (various meats).
…the coffee and cigarette is a stereotypical idea of a comically unhealthy breakfast.
that was the point.
There’s a hell of a lot more to eating healthy than just balancing 3 simple macros. Especially when what you’re balancing is a load of processed shite in bright plastic containers.
So we’re talking about packaging then? Not the food itself? Do you know what type of containers yogurt is shipped in? Or even a lot of fruits? Surely you have a better argument than that?
Didn’t their previous sponsor, that pillow guy, go to prison?
Not yet, currently just super broke and attempting to pay for legal fees.
Well crap, are there other companies I need to add to my list along with “Goya” for "never going to buy their products again?
As much as I’d love to be picky I’m barely hanging on here, I’m buyin whatever is on sale
Hell yeah hang in there, I hope good times come your way soon. You deserve it!
Please consider: shoplifting
Stealing food from corps is never wrong
I try to stick to what’s on sale, and go store brand when possible… except for cheese
I’ll never buy Maxwell House and Folgers again! I mean I never bought them previously…
Hate to show you this…but there’s a shit ton of shitty companies
Going to need a higher resolution image, I can barely tell some of the brands on here
You can add Pringles to the Mars tree
Well, technically there are a shit ton of shitty subsidiaries. There are only like six companies, period. Which is a problem in and of itself. And it turns out all six are shitty.
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To be honest, it’s not so much shitty companies, but shitty purchasing decisions
I wouldn’t buy any products from any brands listed there because I know they’re cheap, over-processed junk. Literally everything there.
If you’re buying that stuff because it’s cheaper, you need to learn about nutrition. You can get far more calories/nutrients/minerals/protein from slightly more expensive products, costing you less overall
…? Did you even look at the picture? That’s 60-70%+ of the brands in any major retailer. It a bit of an oversight to suggest that poor decision making is leading to buying from these shit companies. You have to actually go out of your way to NOT buy one of these brands.
60-70%+ of the brands in any major retailer
(In one country)
No problem, I’ll just fly to another country to do my grocery shopping
I don’t buy anything from LITERALLY any of those brands, and YOU need to learn about nutrition!!
you sound pretty good at sharing the wisdom you’ve accrued and not coming off like an arrogant, self righteous blow job
Did you look at the picture? Almost half the info graphic is international brands.
I’m still on the buycott for Kelloggs after they dropped breittbart so all I buy is special k. Unless they’ve changed something since then.
Edit. Looking it up, looks like they were doing alrightish but then they busted a union. On the other hand Post is working with trump, and general mills has been working with Israeli settlements. I guess you can go with some small brands. I’ll still buy Kelloggs until I hear they change paths on breitbart since it’s what I’d been doing.
Cereal is awful. Probably just avoid it altogether.
What do you mean? How else can you stop masturbation?
So you’re boycotting Kellogg’s by buying… Kellogg’s cereal?
Buy cott. I’m buying Kelloggs on purpose
I had to read your message a few times before 1 clocked the U
What? Ah, nevermind, I got you. Fairy fucks
Imagine, product placement in politics.
Dude Goya did this
I kinda like it when he does this. It lets me know which products to not buy. I skip over Goya when I’m looking for beans.
Exactly, it’s just like thin blue line bumper stickers. It lets you know who to never let merge.
Him being sponsored by Folger’s has the same energy as this parody of a real Folger’s advertisment.
He’s so sleepy looking and low energy
So old and tired
It’s weird
Sleepy Don
Wow, look at that guy. He’s old and looks to be suffering from some form of cognitive disorder. Is he having a stroke? Is it dementia? Too much adderall? He should drop out and seek treatment. It’s just sad.
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