Male fish just cum all over the eggs laid by female fish.
So we’re just walking around and stepping on centipede cum?
Unless the centipede female are very efficient
That’s…
That’s amazing
have you seen a centipede? completely unfuckable
Woah there buddy, please don’t fetish shame.
…unless you are a leg man…
Now im imagining a centipede sticking out fifty pantyhosed legs from around the corner while catcalling its mark.
This sounds like a Far Side panel.
I’m new to this. How can I delete this thread? It’s bringing me nightmares. K thx by
Does this mean jd vance is a centipede?
Good for him that his wife found the packets in the couch.
Just wrote that. Should have read comments first. Like minds & all.
He is also a human.
Debatable
A human centipede, some might say
Does his wife think human centipede is a tour de force?
Evidence? Proof?
Pretty sure he signed on for the Putin-pede (his head attached to trump’s rump, trump’s face in Putin’s ass)
Sooo are centipedes like fruit flies and not engage in any real form of sexual selection, or is the female going around judging the fuck out of every jizz pile she encounters?
“Mmm-mm, look at that poor viscosity; a low-quality male clearly produced this. This one on the other hand: deep color, firm texture, nice and sticky… clearly produced by a male with the superior genes I want to pass along to my offspring.”
I’m upset no ones chimed in with a really technical breakdown and linked some studies
I am tempted to research it but I don’t want to be on another list
So, this is off topic, but it’s so wild I had to include it:
https://theinsectory.com.au/centipede-care-guide/
Sexing centipedes is no easy task, most species cant be sexed at all visually. Try to avoid sexing them if you have no intention of breeding, as risks far outweigh rewards and you could easily kill your centipede as well as causing a lot of unneeded stress.
To sex your centipedes (make sure you’re comfortable, as this is a very risky procedure). Put the centipede in a glass or plastic jar with a small hole in the lid, start filling the jar with water until its full. Keep an eye on it, once your centipede becomes unconscious remove it from the water and place on some paper towel. The sex organs are found in the last segment, apply slight pressure to the second last segment and they should pop out. Take some high quality pics and compare them to pics available online. You can also knock them out with CO2 gas.
I’m running out of time to find real husbandry, but I imagine it’s a rather hands-off affair
Whattt. That is absolutely wild. Well now I have to learn more.
Centipedes are all perfect beings and need no selection
Or just slip in it like a banana peel and boom pregnant
This is the world librulz want!
Taking “hit it and quit it” to the next level.
Skeet and yeet.
I’ve heard that this is how incels reproduce.
Don’t pick up crusty socks
thank god, i hated those fuckers enough already, if i had known they’d been capable of fucking i think i’d probably be done for by now.
So THAT’S how Vance & his wife have kids: he leaves her some fresh sperm in the couch
damn, the lore thickens
The logistics of those legs…
Legistics?
Relationship goals.
Ok now I’m curious about what the fuck the two centipedes I found in my basement that I thought were fucking were actually doing. They sure looked like they were fucking.
A disappointingly large proportion of the general population appears to be unable to tell the difference between centipedes and millipedes. Is it possible that the “centipedes” you saw were actually millipedes? If so, they may have been “fucking”, or at least the millipede equivalent of it.
Additionally, it appears that this “fact” is actually wrong (big surprise, huh?). Many species of centipede do have courtship strategies that involve males and females meeting up. The sexes may even employ various forms of physical touch as part of the process. So, it’s certainly possible that the critters you saw where centipedes courting each other.
millepedes are gross. centipedes are scary
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede#/media/File%3AMillipede_centipede_side-by-side.png
Assuming this is actually representative of the difference, it was definitely a pair of centipedes.
I’m not surprised in the least that at a minimum it’s more complicated than the meme suggests, and now I’ve learned far more about centipedes than I ever wanted to. Thanks!
When two centipedes
love each otherare both really hungry…Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates
They do it just for fun! Gross.
They were wrestling. Go back to bed.
wrestling 😏
“Step-centipede, what are you doing?!”
I don’t know how to boil the water ~~~
maybe they’re just the cuddly-type except for the distancing-fucking
EDIT: I just realized this is Zizeks perfect romance as described by him
Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.
Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Don’t humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things…
Don’t humanize centipedes
I’M DOING MY PART!
And three movies that never should have been made.
Someone has already centipedized humans. This is the next step.
Just gonna take a quick stroll over to rule34.xxx and see what there is to see…
Edit: Jesus fuck 638 results. We just needed ONE to confirm the rule, but 638?!
too late
Too late
Too Late
TOO LATE
Centipedussy.
The head tail goes hard
I draw the line at 8 legs.
Avatar checks out.
Those are clearly millipedes
Eww, making it a head tail is so much worse!
Just makes me wonder if it’s a centipede girl or a centipede that ate a girl’s brain and puppets her body around.
Thanks, I hate it
That top one is from momodora right?
They could have been fighting. Maybe there was a lack of available food or fluid.