Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square135fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square135fedilink
minus-squarewatson387@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoYeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
minus-squareIcyToes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-23 months agoI don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
minus-squareKSP Atlas@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI mean, you can knock up a trans guy
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoWith a mace everything is possible.
minus-squareaccideath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoWe live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months ago someone who likes the name Blessica I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoNo. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
minus-squareMadhuGururajan@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoIs that you scoob?
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
you can certainly try
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Not with that attitude.
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
That’s a crunchy mom?
Blive, blaugh, blove
Is that you scoob?
Ruh roh
To… blave…
Blilly Blystal
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”