Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!
Even if you’re American it’s still nonsensical
I thinks it’s supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon
I think that’s the part that makes it a shit post
really? you’re supposed to know it’s not Minnesota. SUCH AS AMERICANS.
but I guess you grokked the comment like an average American so there’s that.
Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)
The punchline is obvoiusly: Florida.
don’t worry, we, the rest of the world, have geography lessons. I know it’s California in the picture which is why the joke is so funny.
Shrinkflation would like a word
Fun-size tonic
I first read “little soda” like a dunce, and realized “why is it oregon” and then realized I was supposed to read “mini soda”
I dummy’d my way to the solution
i’m not fallin for it i’ve had my wheaties
You magnificent motherfucker. You beautiful bastard. You incandescent ignoramus.
This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.
No one has even noticed that
- A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
- The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
That’s because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.
Gimli was in it too
It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.
My favorite Gimli movie is “Spirited Away”.
I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.
No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it’s the same year, and they’re the same person, but everything else is different.
Enhanced Burger and regular Burger
But thats Washington 😡😤
Washington is on the east coast dummy. It’s by Pennsylvania.
Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.
Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist
I don’t know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That’s why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.
whoosh
Went right over their Oregon!
Pop them right up the Florida!
No. You’re all wrong. That’s still my phone.
No, this is Patrick
It’s the same burger.
I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷
Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost
The joke would have landed for me if you had chosen Wisconsin.
Yeah but Wisconsin is more of a medium soda so it wouldn’t make sense.
I’ve never felt so stupid in my life.
This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.
This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs
Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.
I’ll bring beer
I’ll bring weed
I’ll bring hammocks
I’ll bring those little 8oz cans of Coca-Cola
This is an 11/10
Listen, I’ve been to Milwaukee…
This is new Milwaukee.
It tastes almost as great as it’s name.
In Oregon, the township is Milwaukie
I’ve drank their “Best”.