Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?
Zorg made it look way better
And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.
Zorg also made things that actually work.
Zorg’s flame thrower was a lot better than Musk’s.
Bigger too.
…and wasn’t just a flame thrower.
If only cyber trucks had a little red button
At least zorg knew he was an asshole
Musk definitely knows too.
I don’t agree. I think he believes he’s a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.
Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It’s a dangerous mixture.
Although he failed at economics with the broken window fallacy
Alternatively:
Well, the guy has some style. Sad that his personality has been corrupted so much.
You mean he’s got some type of style. What that style is though…
So it begins… Posts a picture that’s like 4 years old
I feel like this is more accurate:
Hey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!
Is regression a form of growth?
Roger went from intense bully to just a jerk, musk went the opposite way.
Technically.
It’s a negative growth rate!
“fire one million” - Musk
It totally works.
Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.
You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
Bring me the priest.
“I know”
“Jean Baptiste, Emmanuel, Musk”
Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs
In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.
As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn’t be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.
It’s gender affirming care
While I agreed with this on some level. Men shave their heads and move on with life. Not spend money to pretend to be something they’re not.
And some men get hair transplants and move on with life, shouldn’t affect you at all
Not spend money to pretend to be something they’re not.
lol
Not really, it’s typical for men to bald like him, women don’t typically bald like that, if anything it’s transitioning away from his natural body to a more female like
I’m sure every man who has ever gotten plugs has looked in the mirror and said, “NOW I’m pretty!”
So demure so mindful.
Not like those other presidents
The assumption being that some genders don’t have hair?
And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?
Agreed.
But he’s a sack of shit, so I don’t think too many people will think that hard.
Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn’t people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?
If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn’t feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.
But because he’s a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it’s game on.
I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I’d get hair plugs too.
He should go back to this
Couldn’t find a gif of Corey Feldman?
“Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”
Adios turd nugget!
A wig?
Offbrand jack sperrow looking ahh
when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy “oops it was the trunks fault” bullpucky
Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.
They shoulda asked about the little red button.
Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?